Reference :- Rita Panahi , usually a fan of private enterprise , complained that the Victorian government had used a private security company to supervise folk in lockdown . The security people failed in their duty of care .
Indeed Rita , that was a monumental screw up , so I hear . Never underestimate the sex appeal of a chap in a uniform , they always say . And it's quite likely that other inconvenient viruses may have been transmitted while all that saucy behaviour was going on .
Anyway , you need to shore up your support for private enterprise before folk start to think you are becoming a " Marxist " ( that is the ideology we demonize to distract from the real villains these days , I believe ).
Here at the Sky Reply , we have been thinking about how you can deal with your
critics . Monte ( the motorcyclist ) said you could point out that one small dodgy security firm should not reflect badly on the huge corporations that buttress the walls of free market capitalism .
But then , Ken junior reminded us that those big companies , and the private banks , screw us so badly that the entire world is plunged into a financial crisis every few years . In fact , they screw up so often that terms like " recession " "depression " " downturn " " economic crisis " " housing bubble " and " crash " frequent popular parlance . Along with other terms , like " corruption " " overcharging " " tax haven " " million dollar fines " " insider trading " " price fixing " " litigation " and on and on . Ken junior does make a good point .
But we have another strategy up our sleeve . As you well know Rita , the default position is always to blame the government , and it works really well . It works so well that after governments bailed out the oligarchs during the GFC ( to the tune of trillions ) all we heard about was the rise in government debt occasioned by " inefficient " governments .
So Rita , this is what we suggest . You should not say that the Andrew's government made a mistake by not supervising the lockdown themselves , and contracting a dodgy private security firm for the job . That gives the impression that you believe the government is more competent . Why not say that the Andrew's government should have employed a private human resources company to decide which security firm to hire ?
Ken junior said he reckons there must be at least one firm that isn't dodgy . Though I wasn't sure if he was talking about the security firms or the human resources ones .
There is no need to thank us for our advice .
Your charming voice on the tele is all the thanks we need .
Your comrade , Ken
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