Reference :- Empathic Prime Minister Mr Scott Morrison enjoyed a few beers at the footy while his favourite team , the Cronulla Sharks, lost the game .

Reference:-   Andy Bolt drew upon the savvy of commentator Daisy Cousins to explain that Mr Morrison's behaviour was not insensitive ....this time . 

Andy , I must first apologize for not listening to Daisy through the entire interview .  It's not that I wasn't interested in what she had to say about our beloved Prime Minister going to the footy .   But sadly , poor Daisy is afflicted with a condition that makes her voice sound like a chainsaw penetrating a sheet of corrugated iron . It's not her fault , to be sure , and is clearly part of a broader syndrome that  affects her in other ways . However it is nice of you to give her some air time when you can't find anybody else who is interested in talking with you .

 Anyway Andy , Daisy did describe Mr Morrison's attendance at the footy as demure and low key , with sensible social distancing .  So imagine my surprise when I saw video footage of him sloshing beer everwhere , sitting a few inches from other fans with no mask , and whirling his scarf about his head like a stripper at a cheap nightclub .   At least he did ask for forgiveness beforehand , rather like a priest buying an indulgence before taking the altar boys on a camping trip.

Poor Mr Morrison , I do feel sorry for him .   He must have been very desperate to see his favourite team play a few overs ( is that what they call them in footy Andy ?  I am not much into the commercial exploitation of sport  . I don't even know what " The State Of Oranges " means )

 I can't help but think of the hugely disappointing loss that he witnessed after so looking forward to the game .

And as if that wasn't bad enough , his team was beaten as well .

 It sure is a tough job being a leader on the world stage .  

   Your comrade , Ken .