Reference :- Alan Jones is back !

Reference :-   After retiring from the 2GB Breakfast Show , for health reasons , Jonesie is back .

Gosh Jonesie , that was a quick recovery !  It's none of my business, but I do wonder what illness you suffered , since it was cured so swiftly .  Ken junior reckons it was probably something he calls
" advertiseritis "  possibly complicated by secondary "sponsoralgia" .   Whatever the heck they are.
Anyway , we flicked on the tube last eve , and Ken junior nearly jumped out of his skin when he unexpectedly saw you propped up behind a desk.   " It's the Return of Frankenjonesie ! " he blurted .
( He can be a cheeky bugger at times .  )

 Anyway , we listened to the entire show , which featured one of your trademark genius guests .  But blow me down if I can't remember a thing of relevance that was discussed .  I guess it does narrow one's repertoire when the pressure of commercial considerations curbs one's penchant for offensive rants .

Still, these are early days , and I am sure you will start abusing somebody soon enough .  For practice , you can start abusing The Sky Reply if you like .  We promise not to sue or sabotage any advertising contracts .   Watching most of the news media these days is like watching the World Wrestling and a fake ideological wrestling match on Sky News would not look out of place . 

Let me know what you think .  

   Your comrade , Ken