Reference : - Sky weatherman Rowan Dean overlooked a few "inconvenient " weather reports .

Reference :-   When there is record cold somewhere, there is often record heat somewhere else. Although Rowan Dean somehow manages to overlook it .

It sure looks to be getting cosy at Sky News Rowan .  It must be fun interviewing each other all time , because there is much cackling and hilarity . Even beer drinking I see .  And it doesn't matter  if nobody else will talk with you , as long as you can hang on to those fat pay cheques a bit longer .   Though keep a weather eye out for your dwindling viewer numbers , and budget accordingly . When Sky News gives you the flick you don't want to be caught short .

Anyway Rowan , all this record cold isn't welcome here at the Sky Reply .  We don't enjoy the cold much , so we have been thinking of taking a sabbatical somewhere warmer after lockdown restrictions have eased .  Initially we were worried that there might not be some corner of the globe enjoying balmy weather , but how wrong we were !

 It turns out that in May the planet experienced pretty well the warmest average  temperatures ever recorded .  Siberia's permafrost is melting so fast that Comrade Putin has expressed alarm at the damage to infrastructure  .  (  If you don't know what infrastructure is Rowan , it means their freeways and bridges and tunnels and high speed railway tracks and the suchlike .  Things we don't have many of over our way , for some reason . )   

And even better,  the city of Khatanga ,in Siberia , was 46 degrees hotter than usual the other day .
Now that's the kind of weather we like .  I can't wait to head there . As my Scottish comrade Angus the unionist says , " as soon as lockdown eases, that will be me there ".

But don't tell anyone about the heat wave Rowan . We don't want everybody to rush to Siberia  and push up the price of rooming houses and vodka .     

   Your comrade , Ken