Reference :- Paul Murray stood beside the barricades at the Queensland border and demanded that they be removed immediately, stating specifically that we should ignore medical advice.
It was unusual to see you out of your man cave , Paul. ( Ken junior calls it your boy cave for some reason I can't fathom . ) You did lean on the barricades a tad during your insightful presentation , which makes me wonder how your knees are holding up. I remember the dreadful trouble former
" Minister for Everything " Russ Hinz had with his knees, back in the day . You don't want to end up like him Paul , and you would be surprised how badly an indiscernible inch or two of generous girth can compromise a chap's musculoskeletal apparatus south of the navel.
Anyway , the lads here at the Sky Reply head office have reminded me that 22 states in the USA have climbing infection rates attributed to lifting restrictions prematurely. . Georgia clocked up another thousand cases yesterday alone , and their death rate looks like the one for Bomber Command in WW2. Though that would never happen here , I guess .
Mr Morrison is very keen to open the borders , and Ken junior thinks you are trying to restore the Prime Minister's respect for you by providing him with extra support . If that is right Paul, I reckon you are wasting your time . When you almost nodded off while interviewing him recently he looked thoroughly cheesed off , and there is no going back.
You might as well stay in your cave Paul, and save your knees for something more useful.
Your comrade , Ken .
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