Reference:- Since he believes the lockdown to slow the spread of the coronavirus has been overdone , we thought we might encourage Andy Bolt to protest .
Good morn to you Andy . We know you are more of a mouthpiece than a practical sleeves rolled up participator , but perhaps you might consider protesting about this unnecessary lockdown .
They are doing that in the USA , armed to the teeth with various lethal firearms , and Mr Trump's approval. Why not stage a similar protest here ?
A respected public figure like yourself would catch the attention of the media if you visited us here in Kooralya and deliberately flaunted the laws . We figure a party , with no social distancing , and all the guests drinking moonshine rum from the same jug . Or , if you are currently off the grog ( and it's about time ) we could all eat off each others spoons or something . Our mate Luigi does a brilliant minestrone , and is just back from a cruise to Italy where he further honed his culinary expertise. He is eager for an opportunity to showcase his new recipes .
But make it snappy if you can , he is a bit sniffly at the moment and is such a hyperchondriac he may end up cancelling .
Please feel free to bring any of your mates at Sky News along as well. The more the merrier .
There is no need to bring any camera equipment .The Sky Reply team has all we need , and we have set up a spot on a nearby hilltop so we can film the festivities with a telephoto lens .
Come on Andy . Show everybody how stupid they are .
Your comrade , Ken
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