Reference :- Vice President , Mr Mike Pence made a remark that caused friction within the Sky Reply team .
With all the flooding rain here in Kooralya , the creek has come up , and everybody is stuck in the office with the roof leaking into an old billy sitting on the table . The water is dark because of the ash from the fires , so no good for a cuppa . I hope the tank water is not the same .
Anyway, the lads have a slight dose of cabin fever , and it didn't take much to start a barney when my son , Ken junior, blurted out that he hated the way Mike Pence had lied about not seeing Nancy Pelosi tear up President Trump's state of the union fable . Ken junior's mate , Monte ( the motorcyclist ) reckoned if Mr Pence said he hadn't seen it , he should know , and why would he lie ?
His other mate , Gabbo ( the aborigine ) said that the only way to settle the blue was to watch the video , which has probably been viewed more times than that episode of " Get Smart " where Max and 99 have to share a motel room .
Gabbo never gets aggro , and tried to calm everybody with a bit of a joke . He said that after listening to both the President and Senator Bernie Sanders, he figures the american economy must be like schrodinger's cat . It must be simultaneously booming and wrecked , until you lift the lid on the figures and it collapses into a state of reality .
Monte didn't get the joke , but everybody calmed down and we watched the video which unambiguously confirms that Mr Pence did glance nervously , twice , then deliberately looked away not knowing how to react.
Well it's no big deal , I guess, and just another lie to add to the lengthy list . But if a bloke is willing to blatantly lie over a small thing like that , what about the big serious things ?
Ah bugger it ! The bloody billy is overflowing . Now our Pizza coupons are all soggy!
Your comrade , Ken
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