Sunday, February 9, 2020

Reference :- There has been a controversy here at The Sky Reply office .

Reference :-     Vice President , Mr Mike Pence made a remark that caused friction within the Sky Reply team .

With all the flooding rain here in Kooralya , the creek has come up , and everybody is stuck in the office with the roof leaking into an old billy sitting on the table .   The water is dark because of the ash from the fires , so no good for a cuppa .  I hope the tank water is not the same .

Anyway, the lads  have  a slight dose of cabin fever , and it didn't take much to start a barney when my son , Ken junior,  blurted out that he hated the way Mike Pence had lied about not seeing Nancy Pelosi tear up President Trump's state of the union fable  .   Ken junior's mate , Monte ( the motorcyclist )  reckoned if Mr Pence said he hadn't seen it , he should know , and why would he lie ?

His other mate , Gabbo ( the aborigine ) said that the only way to settle the blue was to watch the video , which has probably been viewed more times than that episode of " Get Smart " where Max and 99 have to share a motel room .

Gabbo never gets aggro , and tried to calm everybody with a bit of a joke .    He said  that after listening to both the President and Senator Bernie Sanders, he figures the american economy must be like schrodinger's cat .   It must be simultaneously booming and wrecked , until you lift the lid on the figures and it collapses into a state of reality .

Monte didn't get the joke , but everybody calmed down and we watched the video which unambiguously confirms that Mr Pence did glance nervously , twice , then deliberately looked away not knowing how to react.

Well it's no big deal , I guess,  and just another lie to add to the lengthy list .  But if a bloke is willing to blatantly lie over a small thing like that ,  what about the big serious things ?

 Ah bugger it !   The bloody billy is overflowing .    Now our Pizza coupons are all soggy!

   Your comrade , Ken 






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