Reference :- Celebrated Prime Minister and man of action Mr Scott Morrison has decided to fly home early from his holiday .

Reference :-    Mr Morrison has been given a nudge by his pubic relations geniuses .   Indeed it is wise that he return home , the public's disdain for him will only grow if he continues to hide in a luxury hotel sipping pina coladas while the nation burns .

Get the first flight you can , Mr Morrison sir .  It's not just the country burning over here . Your popularity with voters is also disappearing in a puff of smoke . Please  remember my advice from a recent post , and in your first interview , try not to let your lips curl in that naughty school boy style sadistic half smile you are prone to.   Here's a heads up .  Your political opponent , Mr Albanese has been seen about the various hotspots , giving encouragement and sympathy .  And far worse , he was even clever enough to resist  taking a cheap swipe at you for buggering off when the chips are down .    Don't you hate it when a political opponent shows some restraint ! 

 But that is not the end of the threats you now face .  Initially it was Mr McCormack  who stood in for you during your absence . This was no threat to you , since the chap has the personality of a three day old cadaver . But lately , Mr Littleproud has been speaking on your behalf , and the lad does come across as being very sincere , and also very concerned for the well being of every Australian.  That is the sort of thing that can undermine your position .  You should consider sending him on a fact finding mission to the Galapagos Islands , or similar far flung clime , upon your return .

 Lastly ,  rather than spending another 190,000 quid on pubic relations spivs , I would suggest a quick trip to your local cosmetic dentist for a shot of botox in your levator anguli oris muscles .   These are the muscles that produce that involuntary smirk when you don't give a rat's arse about something. 
That should only cost a a couple of hundred quid and saves you the trouble of thinking .  Botox  usually lasts a few months , so with luck one dose might see you out .
No need to thank me , it's always a pleasure to offer advice .  

Your comrade , Ken