Reference :- Popular Prime Minister , Mr Scott Morrison lies low after making a few strategic blunders .

Reference :-   While defending Minister Angus Taylor , who misled parliament , Mr Morrison misled parliament himself  , with an incorrect quote .  He is now hiding  , which might be a good idea before he jams his foot further down his own throat .

Mr Morrison,  sir .  Things are really getting out of hand in parliament today , and I reckon you did the right thing staying home .  Your  " good old uncle Scomo " mask has slipped very badly now , and it's not a pretty sight .   I don't wish to be presumptuous , but a bit of perspective from afar might be what you need right now .  

Your marketing credentials are impressive enough , otherwise how could the LNP have snatched victory at the polls from the jaws of the socialists ?   But marketing is one thing , and getting things done is another thing altogether .  You might find this analogy useful to ponder while you are hiding out .   A car salesman might be able to sell somebody a lemon , if he is good at marketing .  And fortunately , when the customer discovers he has bought a lemon , it is the mechanic in the service department that cops the complaints and has to fix the car .   You don't have that luxury .  Having sold the country your Prime Ministership, you actually must then competently deal with the country's many issues .   It's not like winning a raffle . Having won at the polls , you now have a serious job to do, which isn't easy .   

 Why not step down ?  You have done your job getting the Tories re-elected , so why not take a break and hand the Prime Minister's role to somebody else ?   Young Josh is making a dog's breakfast out of running the finances , so maybe give him a go at the top job instead.   Or just let the front bench run their own little " Ides of March "  and see what happens .   My son , Ken junior , says you are welcome here any time , the change of scenery would do you good.  He wants to challenge you to a game of   "  Dictionary " .  You know, that game where you win by deceiving your opponent with fake quotes .  The lad wins every time , but  reckons you would be a worthy opponent .   

Your comrade , Ken .