Reference :- There has been a lot of discussion regarding the visas that two of our more vocal politicians need to visit China . The Chinese authorities are currently refusing to grant these visas.
Ken junior has made an interesting point. After all the carry on , says Ken junior , imagine this scenario. Suddenly Beijing agrees to issue their visas . Permanent ones . By way of apology , the People's Liberation Army offers to fly them to China free of charge in one of their Xian Y20 transport jets . Furthermore , since Mr Hastie and Mr Patterson wish to conduct a study tour , for the purpose of their own education , Chinese authorities offer them the opportunity to inspect their reeducation facilities in Xinjiang . They almost insist upon an extended stay, with all vittles and accommodation provided gratis .
Should such a generous offer be accepted ? If there was a slight misunderstanding due to some excessive loudmouthing , or perhaps someone unfavourably assessing their links with Australian intelligence bureaucracies , could they rely on Mr Morrison to smooth things over and get them safely home ? Hmmmmm...... I reckon those young Tories should consider it a blessing that they didn't make it to China , and simply "bi zui " . ( Mandarin for "shut up" and , coincidentally , " incarcerate ". ) In the event that they embark upon their study tour regardless , Ken junior suggests they invest in lifetime travel insurance .
Your comrade , Ken
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